Aaron F.

*********** APPLICATION TO LIVE IN ARKANSAS ************ Name:___________________________________________________________ Nickname:_______________________ CB Handle:____________________ Address (RFD):__________________________________________________ Daddy (if unknown afix list of 3 suspects):_____________________ Neck size:__ [] Light Red [] Medium Red [] Dark Red [] Other Number of teeth exposed in full grin:_____ Upper:____ Lower:___ Make of Pickup:_____________________ Tire Size:_________________ Hounds:_________ Type: [] Blue Tick [] Beagle [] Black and Tan Length of right leg:________ Length of left leg:_________ other:________ How many cars/makes in front yard? _____________________________ How many on blocks? ____________________________________________ How many kitchen appliances on front porch? ____________________ back porch? _____________________ When and where was your last "Elvis" sighting? _________________ ________________________________________________________________ Do you wear mostly polyester pants with snags? [] Yes [] No Are you married to any of the following? (circle all that apply) -Sister -Cousin -Cousin's Sister -Other, Explain:____________________________________________________ Have you EVER had more than one bath a week? [] No [] Yes, Explain:___________________________________________ *Medical Information* Do you have at least two (2) of the following: [] B.O. [] Lice [] Crabs [] Bad Breath [] Hoof in Mouth [] Scabs [] Fleas [] Infected Tatoos [] Crossed eyes [] Runny Nose [] Green Teeth [] Yellow Teeth [] Any Teeth [] Speach Impediment *General Information* Can you count past 20 without stripping? [] yes [] no [] never tried Favorite Weapon: [] Tire Iron [] Pick Handle [] Log Chain [] Shotgun Favorite Pastime: [] Drinkin' [] Coon Huntin' [] Fishin' [] Fuedin'[] Other Truck equipped with: [] Gun Rack [] Fuzzbuster [] 8-Track [] Rebel Flag [] Roll Bar [] C.B. Radio [] Beer Cans [] Squirrel Tail [] Bull Horns Favorite Vocalist: [] Elvis (the young Elvis) [] Elvis (the old Elvis) [] Elvis (dead) Cap Emblems: [] John Deere [] CAT [] SKOAL [] Budweiser [] Bud Dry [] Jack Daniels [] Teamsters local Merberships: [] NRA [] VFW [] KKK [] 700 Club [] B.P.O.E. [] Sine-aid Society Do you vote? [] Yes [] No [] What's that? Have you ever been in jail? [] Yes [] No [] Born there Your Signature (one X will do):________________________Date:____

funniness: 6.38

rating: PG