Raleene G.

There was a guy from Texas that walked into the bar one day. His friends knew that his wife just had a baby, and they asked him to tell them about it. The Texas guy replied, "well, he weighed a whopping twenty pounds!" His friends all cried, "What!?" The next day the guy walks into the bar and the bartender says, "I hear that your baby weighed twenty pounds, how much does he weigh now?" The Texas guy said, "Ten pounds." "Now, I hear that babies lose a bit of weight after birth, but ten pounds? I don't believe it. How did that happen?" The Texas guy replies, "We had him circumcized."

funniness: 6.41

rating: PG