Lara K.

Two blondes and a brunette were walking down the beach when a seagull dumps a load on one of the blondes. The brunette says, "I'll go and get some toilet paper." When she left, one blonde turns to the other blonde and says "Boy, is she ever stupid. By the time she gets back, that seagull will be miles away."

funniness: 7.15

rating: PG