Joe S.

Lockheed F-16 Fighting Falcon - $25 million dollars Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Bomber - $45 million dollars. Boeing B-52 Stratofortress - $74 million dollars. Brand new B-2 Stealth Bomber - $2.1 billion dollars. The look on Milosevic's face when 16 one-ton bombs drop on his head--Priceless. There are some things that money can't buy... good thing military superiority isn't one of them. For the rest, there's MasterCard, the official card of the 19 member NATO alliance and those who believe that sometimes you just need to blow up something in order to restore peace.

funniness: 6.46

rating: PG