Beth-Anne F.

Two fathers were looking at their babies thrugh the glass of the maternity ward. The younger of the two announced proudly that the little baby girl was his first child. The other father said that the little baby boy was his fifth child. The younger father was amazed. He said "Since you have been through this before let me aks a very personal question. When can I make love to my wife again after the baby's born?" The second father says "Well, it all depends on whether you have a semi-private or private room."

funniness: 6.29

rating: PG