Deb D.

Worn out with her large family, a farmer's wife visits her doctor for some birth control advice. Knowing the family is not very well-to-do, he suggests an inexpensive alternitive. "When you get in bed at night, put your feet in a ten gallon crock." Seven months pass and the doctor sees the woman in town and, sure enough, she's got another bun in the oven. "Didn't you do what I said?" asked the physician. "Well, Doc" she replies, "I couldn't find a ten gallon crock, so I used two five gallon ones."

funniness: 4.76

rating: PG