Mike R.

A leprechaun is riding a bus when a blonde steps on him. He decides not to say anything because he is having a good day. Again the blonde steps on him, so he turns to her and says, "Hey you brunette, watch where your going." The blonde looks down and says, "I am not a brunette, I am a blonde." To which the leprechaun replies, "Not from where I am standing."

funniness: 5.55

rating: PG