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A girl with blonde hair walks into a grocery store and buys a pack of gum. The cashier asks why her hair is so blonde. She says, "It's natural." Then, a red-headed girl walks into the grocery store and buys some gum. The cashier asks why her hair is so red. She says, "It's natural." Then a girl with green hair walks into the store and buys some gum. The cashier asks why her hair is so green. She says, as she swipes her hand from her nose to her hair, "It's natural."

funniness: 4.13

rating: PG