Kristen H.

Three race horses stood in their stalls. One said to other horses, "I ran 20 races and I won 15 of them!" He bragged. The next said with a snort, "Well, I ran 30 races and won 25 of them!" Then the third horse spoke up proudly, "Yeah, I ran 41 races and won 39 of them!" This seemed to settle the topic when the horses noticed a Greyhound outside their stalls. The Greyhound said, "I ran 100 races and I won 99 of them." The horses looked at each other in amazement and One gasped, "Wow! A talking greyhound!"

funniness: 4.89

rating: G