Bradley M.

Little Johnny was out playing one day. His mom got to wondering, "Where has that little boy gotten himself off to today?" So, she sticks her head out the front door and yells, "Johnny!" He replies, "What?" She asks, "Where are you, boy?" He yells, "Under the porch." His mother thinks to herself, "Ok, now I know where he is." She thinks for a minute, and starts wondering what he's doing under there, so she runs outside again, and yells, "Johnny!" He replies, "What?" She asks, "What are you doing under there?" He says, "Eating raisins." "Ok!" replies his mom. She starts thinking again, and walks back outside, and yells, "Johnny!" He replies, "What?" She asks, "Where did you get those raisins?" He yells, "Off the dog."

funniness: 4.41

rating: PG