Tyler L.

One day there was a newly wed couple driving down the highway. Two truck drivers were also driving down that same highway. The passenger in the truck said "I have to take a shit!" "We're not stopping!" said the driver. "Stick your ass out the window and shit." So the man did, but the driver rolled the window up and squeezed his butt-cheeks together! Then the newlywed couple drove by and the woman said, "honey, look at the big cigar that guy's smoking!"

funniness: 4.56

rating: R