Yolanda H.

1. The female always makes the rules. 2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notifications. 3. No male can possilby know all the rules. Nearly all females are born with this knowledge. 4. If the female suspects the male knows the rules she may immediately change some or all the rules. 5. The female is never wrong. 6. If the female is wrong, it is because of a misunderstanding, which is the direct result of a male having said or done something wrong. 7. If rule #6 applies, the male must immediately apologize for the misunderstanding. 8. The female can change her mind at any given point in time. 9. The male can never change his mind without the express written consent of a female. 11. The female has every right to be upset or angry at any time. 11. The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset. 12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or not she want him to be angry or upset. 13. Any attempt to change the rules could result in severe bodily harm.

funniness: 6.45

rating: PG