Megan K.

A country girl went to New York City for the first time to visit some friends, when she got home her best girlfriend asked her how it went. Girl: They have boys kissing on boys. Friend: What do they call them? Girl: Gays. Girl: They have girls kissing on girls. Friend: What do they call them? Girl: Lesbians. Friend: What else do they have, sound interesting? Girl: They got boys that will kiss your privates. Friend: What do they call them? Girl: I don't know, but when he was done, I called him Precious.

funniness: 6.39

rating: R