Lauren F.

One day at a restaurant, due to overcrowding, an old man and a quiet man wearing a long, black coat were sitting in a booth together. The old man ordered a big, fat, juicy steak, but realized he had left his dentures at home. He sat there thinking of a way to eat the steak. The quiet man rummaged through his bag until he found a set of dentures. The old man tried them on but they were too small. The quiet man looked through his bag again and found another set of dentures. When the old man tried them, they fit perfectly. The old man said, "Thank you doctor. Where is your office and when can I make an appointment with you?" The quiet man replied, "Sorry, you can't make an appointment with me. I'm a mortician."

funniness: 5.82

rating: G