Sherree T.

Fathers day sale: Tampax Tampons $5.99 One man, Seven woman hot tub -- $850/offer Amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed. Snow blower for sale...only used on snowy days. Free puppies...part German Shepherd; part dog. Two wire mesh butchering gloves, One 5-finger, One 3-finger, pair: $15 Tickle Me Elmo Doll. New in box. Hardly tickled. $700 Black face cows, calves...also 1 gay bull for sale. '83 Toyota hunchback...$2000 Valentines Day Sale: ty-d-bol blue toss-ins Do something special for your valentine...have your septic tank pumped. Free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel...1/2 sneaky neighbor dog.<----HAHAHAHA!!!! Free Yorkshire Terrier. Eight years old. Unpleasant little dog. Soft and genital bath tissues or facial tissue - 89 cents German shephard. 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free. Make a mint on this one!! LOL Full sized mattress. 20 yr warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell. Free 1 can of pork and beans with purchase of 3 Bedroom 2 bath home. For sale: Lee Majors (6 million dollar man) - $50 Charmin Ultra Bathroom Tissue -- boneless Nordic track $300 - hardly used - call Chubbie at: Bill's septic cleaning - 'we haul American made products' <---Not much business there!!!!! Shakespeare's Pizza - free chopsticks Hummels - largest selection ever - 'if it's in stock, we have it!' Get a Little John - the traveling urinal - holds 2 1/2 bottles of beer. President's Choice - cow manure - Two 33 lb bags - $5 Harrisburg postal employees gun club Georgia peaches - California grown - 89 cents lb. For rent - vibrator - well used *eeeeeeeeeeesh!!* won't touch that with a ten foot pole! (pardon the pun!!) Cute kitten for sale, Two cents or best offer Whirlpool built in oven -- frost free! Barbie country ride -- (note: most dolls cannot pedal the bike). '93 Pontiac Lemons - low miles Free: farm kittens. Ready to eat. <----mmmm....fur balls! hehehe Frozen soft and gentle bath tissue - 4 rolls 99 cents American flag - 60 stars - pole included - $100 <----?????? Kittens 8 weeks old - seeking good Christian home. Found: dirty white dog...looks like a rat...been out awhile...better be a reward. The most romantic love songs of the '50s: including '16 tons' by Tennessee Ernie Ford Joining nudist colony, must sell washer and dryer - $300. Lawyer says client is not that guilty. Alzheimer's center prepares for an affair to remember. Exercise equipment queen size mattress and box spring - $175. Our sofa seats the whole mob - and it's made of 100% Italian leather. Tired of working for only $9.75 per hour? We offer profit sharing and flexible hours. Starting pay: $7 - $9 per hour. Tickle Me Elmo Doll, still in box, comes with it's own 1988 mustang, auto, excellent condition $6800

funniness: 6.95

rating: PG