Eddie V.

One day, a woman was driving through the country when her car broke down. She walked to the nearest house to try and find a place to sleep. The first place belonged to an old farmer. He said she could stay only if she had sex his retarded son. She thought, "What the hell," and agreed. So while the son was in the shower, she took off her clothes and laid down on the bed. When the boy came in, she asked, "Do you know what I want?" The boy shook his head. The lady spread her legs wider and said, "Now do you know what I want?" Once again, the boy shook his head. Now the girl spread her legs as wide as possible, covering the whole bed, and said, "Now do you know what I want?" The boy said, "Yeah, you want the whole damn bed, but you ain't gettin' it!"

funniness: 7.22

rating: R