Rocker B.

There was this little girl who always passed by her sister's bedroom before going to hers. One day she saw her sister touching herself all around, playing with herself and saying, "Ohhhhhhh I gotta have a man, I need to have a man!" The little girl was very surprised at her sister's strange behavior but decided to ignore it. The next day when she passed her sister's bedroom, the same thing happened. The same thing happened the next day and the next and the next. But the next day the little girl actually saw her sister with a man. "WOW!!!" the little girl was impressed. She ran up to her room and started touching herself just like her sister did and said, "Ohhhhhhh I gotta have a bike! I need a bike!"

funniness: 7.18

rating: R