Darren O.

A man is sitting in the frontroom watching a football match on the box. His wife enters and asks him why he never takes her to the bar to meet his friends. The man, hearing this, stands up and tell his wife he's off to the bar, to get her coat. Her face lights up and she asks, "Are you bringing me along?" He answers, "No I'm turning off the heater!"

funniness: 3.88

rating: R