Juliet G.

A guy is walking down the street, and he's really horny. So, he goes into the first whore house he sees. He only has $5, so they kick him out. The guy goes into the next one he sees, but since he only has $5, they too kick him out. Bby this time he's really super horny. So he goes into the next one he sees and say, "Look, I only have $5, I'm really horny and I need a blowjob for $5" The guy there says, "Ok, for $5, we can give you a penguin." "What's a penguin?" "You'll see!" The guy behind the counter leads the horny man into the bedroom. The horny man unzips his pants and wait for his "penguin". Soon, a whore comes in and gives the horny guy a blowjob. Just as he's about to lose his load, the whore stops, and walks away. Now, the honry guy with his pants around his ankles runs after her shouting, "HEY! GET BACK HERE! WHEER'S MY PENGUIN?!"

funniness: 6.40

rating: R