Kurt L.

Little Johnny had waited all day for his turn to sit on Santa's lap and tell what he wanted. When he finally got his turn this is what was said: Santa: What can I do for you little boy? Joey: My name is Johnny and I've been good all year, so I want the biggest train set you have. Santa: (Waving his finger in front of Johnny's nose) I'm sorry sonny, we're all out of those. Joey: O.K. Santa I want the biggest Hot Wheels collection you have. Santa: (Waving his finger again) I'm sorry sonny, we're all out of those too. Joey: (Getting a little annoyed) O.K. Santa, I want the biggest G.I. Joe set you have. Santa: (Again waving his finger) I'm sorry sonny, we're all out of those also. Joey: (Really pissed off) O.K. Santa I want some pussy and you can't tell me your out of that cause I smell it on your finger!

funniness: 6.44

rating: R