T P.

One day there was a man walking in the park with his little boy. The man had decided that it was time for him to talk to his 6 year old son about the "birds and the bees". But he thought to himself, "How do I tell my 6 year old boy about the birds and the bees at this age?" About that time, the man and the boy saw two dogs screwing. The little boy looked at his father and said, "Daddy, what are the dogs doing?" At this point the man didn't know what to say. So he said, "Well son, you see the dog in the back...that dog had hurt his two front paws and the dog in the front is very helpful, because she told him he could put his paws on her back and she'd take him anywhere he wanted to go." The little boy then said, "Daddy that is nice, because humans will fuck ya in the ass everytime."

funniness: 5.13

rating: R