Ben D.

It is better to be pissed off than pissed on. Man with dick in cash register will cum across cash quickly. He who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger! It is good to ride roller coaster with girl, but is better to ride girl like roller coaster! When life sucks, suck it back! You are the master of debation. I am confused.

funniness: 6.33

rating: R