Lauren M.

* Men know that Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman. * Men know that PMS is Mother Nature's way of telling you to get out of the house. * Men know that if she looks like your mother, run! * Men know that there are at least three sides to every story: his, hers, and the truth. * Men know never to run away from a fight that you know you can win. * Men know that cats are evil and cannot be trusted. * Men know that how to change the toilet paper, but to do so would ruin the game. * Men know exactly how much gas is left in the tank and exactly how far that gas will get them. * Men know that from time to time, it is absolutely necessary to adjust oneself. * Men know that a woman will wear a low-cut dress and expect men to stare at her cleavage. * Men also know that the woman will get ticked off when they do, for reasons not totally clear to them. * Men know that it's never a good idea to tell your father-in-law how good his daughter is in bed. * Men know that men are from here, and women are from way the hell over there.

funniness: 6.48

rating: PG