Samantha W.

1. You get a threatening note made of letters neatly cut out of a magazine with pinking shears. 2. You find a lemon slice floating in your dogs waterbowl. 3. She makes a gingerbread replica of your house on her TV show including a fallen down licorice rain spout and a half stuck open graham cracker garage door. 4. Every napkin in your house is folded up like a swan. 5. You find your pet bunny simmering on the stove in a tarragon, rose-petal, and saffron demi-glace

funniness: 6.03

rating: PG