Boogyman B.

Bob walked in to a whore house and asked the guy behind the counter, "I want to fuck a woman." The pimp asked, "Do you have any experience?" Bob replied, "No." So the pimp said, "Go stick your dick in that big oak tree outside." About five minutes later the pimp heard a holler from Bob, but he thought nothing of it. The next day Bob returned and said, "I want to fuck a woman." The pimp asked, "Do you have any experience?" Bob replied, "Yes, the big oak tree outside." The pimp collected $100 from Bob and said, "Go down the hallway to the last door on the left-hand side." A few minutes went by and the pimp heard a lady scream from the room that Bob entered. He ran down the hall and kicked open the door. There he saw Bob sticking a broom handle in the prostitute's pussy. The pimped asked, "What the hell are you doing?!" Bob replied, "Checking for bees!"

funniness: 7.18

rating: R