Faisal M.

A tomato and a cucumber were about to cross the street. The cucumber asked the tomato to go first. The tomato insisted that the cucumber went first. So the cucumber did and reached th other side of the street. The cucumber yelled to the tomato across the street, "Com'on tomato!" The tomato started to cross the street. While the tomato was crossing a speeding car ran it over and splashed it all over the street. The cucumber looks back for its tomato friend, "Uh...hmm...com'on ketchup!"

funniness: 3.71

rating: PG