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A drunk man is wandering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into cars and feeling the roofs. The bouncer comes up to him, "What the heck are you doing?!" "I'm looking for my car and I can't find it!" the drunk replies. "So how does feeling the roofs of these cars help?!" the bouncer asks. "Well, my car has two blue lights, and a siren on the roof!" the drunk replies.

funniness: 4.55

rating: PG