Mike M.

Periods are bad, violets are blue, why in the hell is she fuckin with you? she can't spread her legs, she won't give you head. all you can do is sit alone in your bed. You give it a pump, and the once more. you pumped it so hard, it shot on the floor. Now you got clean-up to handle yourself, all because she gives you no help. You put away your hand puppet and go back to bed. with mixed and strange dreams, that periods are bad!

funniness: 5.77

rating: R