Susannah C.

Q: What does golf and Monica Lewinsky have in common? A: They both appeal to old men, and they can both get a hole in one. Q: What do Bill Clinton and the toilet have in common? A: They can both see things they shouldn't be looking at. Q: What do the Oval Office and the Yankee Stadium have in common? A: They both get a lot of action. Q: What do the Titanic and Bill Clinton have in common? A: They both went down. Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with a cow? A: You can get liquid from either one. Q: What does Monica Lewinski and a whore have in common? A: not much-the whore gets the whole deal instead of the thing that sucks.

funniness: 3.85

rating: R