Robert C.

There was a store where they sold toilet seats. One day, a man came in wanting to buy a toilet seat. The employee asked, "Would you like wood, glass, or musical?" He replied, "Wood." The next day, he returned the seat, saying he got too many splinters. However, he still needed a toilet seat. He said, "I would like the glass seat." He returned home with it. The next day, he returned the seat, saying it froze his ass off. However, he still needed a toilet seat. He said, "Ok, I'll try the musical one." He returned home, hoping it would work. The next day, he returned the seat. The shopkeeper asked him what the problem was. He said that it felt wonderful! However, whenever he sat on the musical toilet seat, it played, "Do you see what I see?"

funniness: 6.46

rating: PG