Ahmet B.

One day a police officer wanders along the beach. He notices a kid playing with the sand. The kid makes a man out of sand and shits on it. Officer: What are you doing, kid? Kid : I make a man, then I shit on it and it becomes a policeman. Officer: I warn you, you should not do this again the next time I come. Kid : OK! I will not do it again. Another day the same officer goes by the beach. He notices the kid playing with the sand. The kid makes a man out of sand and shits on it. Officer: What are you doing, kid? Kid : I make a man, then I shit on it and it becomes a policeman. Officer: I warn you the last time, otherwise you will be punished fiercely. Kid : OK! I will not do it again. The following day, the officer comes to beach and sees the kid playing with the sand. The kid makes a man out of sand and nothing more... Officer: What is this, kid? Kid : It is a fireman. Officer: Why don't you shit on it? Kid : Then it becomes a policeman!

funniness: 5.29

rating: PG