Will M.

In a commercial flight, the captain announces that there is turbulence and that the passengers should buckle their seatbelts. After the announcement, he turns to his co-pilot and says, "I sure could use a nice cup of coffee and a blow-job right about now," not realizing that the intercom is still on. A stewardess dashes up the aisle to tell him that the intercom was on. Just before she reaches the doorway, a guy in back yells, "Hey babe, don't forget the coffee!"

funniness: 7.63

rating: PG