Vince C.

Tom went to an elementary school and every Friday his teacher would ask the class a question. If the question was answered correctly the student who answered it would miss school on Monday. On the first Friday the teacher asked, "How many stars are there in the sky?" everyone was baffled. Tom sighed. The following Friday the teacher asked how many grains of sand are on the beaches. None knew the answer. Tom was frustrated. he wanted to miss school on Monday really bad! He had a plan. He got to ping pong balls and painted them black. The following Friday just as the teacher was about to ask the question, Tom threw the balls the. The teacher wondered and asked, "Ok who's the comedian with black balls??" Tom answered, "Bill Cosby, see ya on Tuesday!!!"

funniness: 6.68

rating: PG-13