Emily J.

Q: How was school today? A: It was school-ish. A: A living hell, like always. A: How should I know? I spent the day in Vegas. A: Uh, the police will fill you in. A: Not bad.... it only scarred me for life. Q: Did you do your homework? A: No the dog did it for me. A: No, the tv wouldn't let me. A: No, I'm trying to kick the habit. A: No, I did some other kid's homework. A: No, I like being ignorant.

funniness: 5.78

rating: PG