Emily J.

Q: Are you gonna eat that? A: No, I'm going to bronze it and put it on my mantel. A: Only if you want it. A: No, I gonna keep it in my locker 'til it mutates. A: No, I'm gonna teach it to do tricks. A: Yes, but I'd rather stick it up your nose. Q: Did you bring your lunch? A: No, I carry this paper bag around to look cool. A: No, I'm gonna eat yours. A: I'm not sure, I'll look in my lunch bag. A: No, it brought me. A: No, I'll just regurgitate yesterday's and eat it again.

funniness: 6.46

rating: PG