Robin J.

One day a guy heard a knock on his door, so he answered it and no one was there. But he looked down and saw a snail. So he picked up the snail and threw it as far as he could. 3 years later, the guy hears a knock on his door, so he answered it and no one was there. He looked down and there was that same snail. The snail said, "What the fuck was that all about?!?!"

funniness: 6.97

rating: PG