Brynn H.

A knight and his men returned to their castle after a hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asked the king. "Sire!" replied the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of your enemies of the west." "What?" shreeked the king, "I don't have any enemies of the west!" "Oh!" said the knight,"Well, now you do."

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG