Vicki D.

One day there were 2 cowboys riding in the desert and they came upon a Indian laying on his back. He had a hugh hard on. They asked him, "What are you doing?" He said "Me, telling time." They thought that this was very strange so they rode on a little futher and they came upon another Indian. They asked him the same question. "What are you doing?" And the Indian said "Me, telling time" So they rode on. When they got on down the trail they came upon another Indian, except this Indian was a chief and he had a really big hard on. They asked him the same question, "What are you doing?" The Indian just keep moving his hand up and down on his hard on. He finally answered, "Me, winding clock."

funniness: 5.36

rating: R