Brian H.

This guy is driving and he really needs to take a crap, so he pulls over and started to take one. In the middle of helping himself he see's a cop driving up so he grabs his hat and covers it up. The cop askes, "What cha got there?" "I have finnaly caught the fastest bird in the world! When I lift up my hat can you grab it?!" "Okay buddy." So the man lifts up his hat really fast and the cop grabs the crap. The man says, "You are too slow. He already crapped and left!"

funniness: 5.41

rating: PG