Ed E.

A man decides that he would like to have a talking parrot. At the pet store the owner says he has just the one for him that could talk up a storm. After he had it home a couple days he noticed that the bird only had one leg. So he takes it back to the pet store and tells the ownerthat the parrot has only one leg. The owner replies, "When you first came in here you said you wanted a parrot that could talk, you didn't say you wanted one that could dance too."

funniness: 3.47

rating: PG