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The privacy partition in the confessional booth slides and an excited voice bursts through the screen, "Father, I gotta tell you what happened to me last night. I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two 18 year old women for eight hours last night!" The stunned priest, replies incredulously, "You did WHAT?!" "I said, I'm 90 years old, and I made love to two eighteen year old women last night for eight hours." The stern father replies, "Boy I've been waiting all my life for a guy like you. I'm gonna give you a penance like you'll never forget." To which the voice replies, "Father, you can't give me a penance." "Why not?" asks the man of the cloth. "Because I'm Jewish," claims the voice. A perplexed father asks, "Then why are you telling me?" "I'm telling everyone!!!"

funniness: 6.42

rating: PG