Spud H.

Her body was dressed in lace. She was nice exept for her face. With her bucked teeth and her double chin, It was hard to see the beauty within. I fancied a bit of a gropin' So she spread her legs open, The awfull stench that came from the wench, made my head whirl So much I wanted to hurl. Her tits began to sag, She started to nag. So I decided to leave, Coz I realy needed to breathe! As far as our relationship went, this was the end. She drove me 'round the bend. Now I have a girl that's good lukin', And I'm never short of a good fuckin'!

funniness: 5.48

rating: R