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A man walks into a bar, takes off his hat and hangs it up by the door as he goes to buy his first drink. As he sits drinking, the door flies open and in comes a huge man with an enormous, snarling dog. The dog leaps up and bites a chunk out of the first man's hat. "Hey!" says the man, "did you see that?" "Don"t bother me," says the big man. "But your dog just took a bite out of my hat!" persists the first man. "I don't care," rumbles the big man, "leave me alone." "Listen," says the owner of the hat, "I don't like your attitude." To which the big man replies, "It wasn't my 'at-'e-chewed!'"

funniness: 3.84

rating: PG