Brandon C.

This guy walks into a bar and ask the bartender, "Where can I get fucked?" The bartender says, "Go across the street to apartment 5b, and tell the lady that you wanna get fucked." So the guy goes across the street to the apartment building, finds apartmen 5b, knocks on the door and says, "I wanna get fucked." A woman says, "Slide 20 dollars under the door." So the guy slides 20 dollars under the door and waits. After about 5 minutes he says, "I wanna get fucked!" And the woman says, "Again!!!"

funniness: 7.44

rating: R