Ryan F.

A- Alcohol: The key to surviving college. B- Beer: It's whats for dinner. C- Class: What you're supposed to get up and go to after a Thursday night party. D- Dancing: A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic. E- Emergency: The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party. F- Fucked Up: Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out. G- Games: Anything that involves cards, quarters and chugging beers. H- Hang-over: Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank. I- Ignorant: The way you act after drinking WAY too much. J- Jail: Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home. K- Kissing: What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers. L- Lord: Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol. M- Money: That which you no longer have due to too much partying. N- Not Again!: What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know. O- Oh shit!: What you say as you're falling down the stairs. P- Pee: What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer. Q- Quilt: What you puked on last night in bed and have to clean in the morning. YUCK! R- Reform: What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet. S- Sex: What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk. T- Twenty-four: The number of beers it takes to get drunk. U- Underage: Most of the drinking population in college town. V- Vodka: The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello. W- Worm: The part of Tequila that that you don't mind eating after you've consumed the whole bottle. X- X-Ray: How they can see into your stomach before they pump it.(detox) Y- Yourself: The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end. Z- Zima: Zomething Different.

funniness: 6.35

rating: R