Kate E.

The old farmer from north Queensland visted the Big Smoke for the first time since WW2. When he came back he told his mates that he'd had his eyes opened and that among other things, he'd bought himself one of the new plastic toilet brushes and was eager to try it. A few days later his mates saw him in town and asked him how the new brush was working. The old guy replied, "It does a real good job, but shit it hurts."

funniness: 5.18

rating: R