Jimmy M.

The redneck farmer was disturbed when he found out his son was masturbating several times a day out in the barn. "Boy, you gotta quit that! Go out and get yourself a wife." So the boy went out and found himself a pretty young girl, to whom he got married. But a week or so after the wedding, the farmer found his son "choking the chicken" again. "You crazy boy!" he yelled, "That Elli-Mae is a fine young gal!" "I know Paw," the boy replied, "but her arm gets tired sometimes!"

funniness: 7.05

rating: R