Lara K.

Boris Yeltsin, Bill Clinton & Ernesto Zedillo (Mexican President) are at an International Summit meeting in Paris. They go to a restaurant, and the waiter asks " L'apperitif?" All of them answer "Oui!" The waiter looks at Zedillo. "Le tequila?" Zedillo: "Oui!" The waiter looks at Yeltsin. "Le vodka?" Yeltsin: "Oui!" Finally, the waiter looks at Clinton. " Le whisky?" Clinton: "Don't mention that bitch."

funniness: 6.86

rating: R