Brian P.

Brett Favre, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Packers flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, Brett," said God. "This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here." Brett felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steelers logo flag, and in every window, a terrible towel. Brett looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won the Super Bowl, and I even went to the hall of fame." God said "so what do you want to know, Brett?" "Well, why does Kordell Stewart get a better house than me?" God chuckled and said, "Brett, that's not Kordell Stewart's house, it's mine."

funniness: 6.43

rating: PG