R Z.

I work at an ISP doing tech support. The most common question I get are from "hillbilly" callers. Most of them don't know that they are even connected.... On the bright side a few of them do...only to *sigh* comment, "I got a really fast connection, but I thought there was so much more to the Internet than this damn clock." My favorite has been from former AOL users, "I've been watching this clock ticking for about an hour and a half and nothing has happened yet!"

funniness: 5.42

rating: G